Thursday, January 13, 2011

Ricky Romance Offers Nonsensical, Backhanded Apology For Chris Brown Death Threat

Ricky Romance has finally issued an apology for threatening to kill Chris Brown, but some of his words may ring empty ... or at least confusing as hell.

For an "apology," it actually seems like an attack on Chris Brown - who feuded with Raz B, Ricky's brother, last month - using words you need a Dictionary for.

Among Ricky R's gems - fallaciloquences (deceitful speech), nanocephalous (having abnormally small head), and humgruffin (heck if we know).

Ricky Romance Offers Nonsensical, Backhanded Apology For Chris Brown Death Threat

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Ricky Romance's apology to Chris Brown is ... unique.


Offering "apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance," he says, "I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression."


"In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of 'becoming a better person,' I was wrong."

"My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me."

"I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim."

"At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions."

"Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from 'affiliating gang bangers' and countless whiney excuses - I.E. 'she hit me first!!' to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.

"As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day."

"I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you."

- Ricky Romance

There you go. Feel better Chris? We're sure you'll sleep well now.

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